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Legendary Artifact Creature— Toilet Pirate

Toilets and pirates you control get +1/+1 and have haste, and menace.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you went to the restroom on your opponent's turn, you become the monarch.

Peepee D. Poopie

Legendary Planeswalker— Todd

+1: Create a colorless Skyrim enchantment token that has "{T}: create a tapped treasure token"

-3: Create a copy of target token you control. Then, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn where X is the number tokens you control.

-7: Create a colorless indestructible legendary Bethesda artifact token with "{T}, Pay 1 life: create a treasure token for each token you control."

Todd Howard may be your commander if you played Skyrim
 this week.

Todd Howard, Scrollbringer

Legendary Creature— Phyrexian Elf Warrior

Siempre que una criatura con fuerza de 2 o menos entre al campo de batalla bajo tu control, obtienes un contador de experiencia.

Al comienzo del combate en tu turno, por X contadores +1/+1 sobre otra criatura objetivo que controlas, donde X es la cantidad de contadores de de experiencia que tengas.

Ezuri, la Garra del Progreso

Legendary Creature— Familiar

Flash
Flying
Counter target spell then draw a card.

Filthy Blue Player's Familiar

Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice any number of creatures.

Mega fling does damage equal to the total power of all creatures sacrificed to cast this spell divided among X targets where X is the number of creatures sacrificed.

Mega Fling

Legendary Planeswalker— Henrietta

+0: All creatures become 0/1 hens and lose all other types and abilities.

+69: Date target player's mom.

-42: If you're wearing a tie, all other players become 0/1 hens and lose all other types and abilities.

Henrietta, the Tied Hen

Legendary Creature— Praetor

Vigilance

Other creatures you control get +2/+2.

Creatures your opponents control get -2/-2.

Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite

Legendary Creature— Human Warlock

Deathtouch

Curse spells you cast have cascade

If an opponent with curses attached to them loses the game, you may return all curses you controlled that were attached to them to the battlefield attached to target opponent.


Lynde, Bringer of Gifts

Creature— Goat Beast

Trample, Haste

When this creature enters, creatures you control get +0/+X and trample until end of turn where X is the number of goats you control. 
Creatures you control may assign combat damage with their toughness rather than their power.

Clovenhoof Behemoth

Basic Land— Forest

Forest

Legendary Creature— Dinosaur

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it’s attacking.)

Legendary Dreadmaw

Creature— Dinosaur

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it’s attacking.)

A deck can have any number of cards named Colossal Dreadmaw Apparent.

Colossal Dreadmaw Apparent

Legendary Creature— Goblin Warrior

Deathtouch
When this creature transforms into Cragg, Pillager Extraordinaire, it fights up to one creature you don't control. At the beginning of your end step, create a treasure token for each creature that died this turn.

At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {R}. If you do, transform this creature.

Cragg, Pillager Extraordinaire

Legendary Creature— Goblin Citizen

When this creature enters or transforms, create a treasure token or a food token.

At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {B}. If you do, transform Squen.

Squen, Pilfering Boggart

Shut Up Snake!

Kindred Sorcery— Slug

Flash
Counter target spell. It becomes day. (If a player casts no spells on their turn, it becomes night next turn. If a player casts two or more spells on their turn, it becomes day next turn.)

It’s Always Day in Lorwyn, Squen

Artifact— Spacecraft

Flying
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It’s an artifact creature at 10+.)

When this spacecraft attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn where X is your life total.


Serra Starship

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast Tormenting Voice, discard a card.
Draw two cards 

Tormenting Voice

Discard your hand.
Mill your entire library.
Exile your graveyard.
Your life total becomes 1.
You get 9 poison counters.
Exile all permanents you control.
Exile One With All.

A deck may have any number of copies of One With All.

One With All

Choose two:
- Your Goose is Cooked deals 3 damage to target creature.
- Destroy target artifact.
- Create a food token.
- Foods you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.


Your Goose is Cooked

Creature— Cat Spirit

Flying

Whenever Mistpaw Apparition attacks scry 1. Target opponent mills a card.

Mistpaw Apparition

Enchantment— Saga

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after 5.)

I — Create three food tokens and gain 6 life.

II — Each opponent sacrifices a creature. Create a food token.

III — Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life. Create a food token.

IV — Remove up to three lore counters from this saga.

V — If you sacrifice this enchantment, you lose the game.

The Never Ending Feast

Sorcery— Recipe

This spell costs X less to cast where X is the total power among creatures you control.
As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap any number of untapped foods you control.

Create a number of food tokens equal to the amount of tapped foods you control.


Ghalta's Garlic-Bread

As an additional cost to cast this spell sacrifice an artifact and pay 2 life.

Gift a poison counter.
Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker.
Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain life equal to the life lost this way.
If the gift was promised, create a 2/3 phyrexian shrimp food creature token with "{2},{T}, sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life" 

Sheoldred's Shrimp Basket

Enchantment

When Bastion of Decadence enters, create a food token.

Whenever a food is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Bastion of Decadence

Artifact Creature— Construct

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a food token.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, you lose 1 life.

Pay 3 life, {1}{B}{G},{T}: Search your library for a recipe card and put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Recipes you cast can't be countered.

Gordie, Voracious Cookbook

Destroy target creature. Create a food token. 

Ham Them!

Creature— Dragon

Flying, Haste
When Burrito Dragon enters, gain control of target food an opponent controls until end of turn. 
When Burrito Dragon attacks, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on burrito dragon.

Burrito Dragon

Legendary Creature— Fungus Wizard

When Frongus enters, create a food token. 

Foods you control have "Pay 2 life, {T}: Add one mana of any color."
If you control ten or more foods, Frongus has hexproof and indestructible.
{T}, {10}: Untap all foods you control. Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life.


Frongus, Fungal Lich Lord

Legendary Creature— Cat

When Really Cool Cat enters the battlefield you win the game.

Crafted Cards